Johnson Family

So, recently, David ran out one evening to run some errands, and I decided to give the kids a bath. Everything was going smoothly...kids were getting clean and having fun. I took Nyah out of the tub and got her dressed in her room, strapped her on the changing table, and went to fetch Levi. As I entered the bathroom, Levi was putting a very, very large, hmmm, shall we say "log" up on the tub shelf, next to two smaller ones which had evidently made their appearance to the world first.

My initial thought was "how the heck did something that big come out of something so small?!" But since I now know that child birth is possible, I figured it could happen and moved on to my next thought: "what the heck do I do with the logs?" No one ever taught me about this...

Needless to say, I grabbed some TP, gaggingly placed the logs into the toilet and flushed them farewell. I put Levi on the floor wrapped in a towel, as I quickly and, again, gaggingly, cleaned the tub, refilled it and placed a now crying Levi back into the water. At this point, Nyah is crying, too, and David walks in asking how my night has been!
I love being a mom! :)